I was beginning to become more and more agitated with the lack of decent iced tea here. Oh, sure, they call it iced tea, but they don’t understand the fundamentals: 1) Refills are always free. I didn’t order an “iced tea,” as if it was a single object; I ordered a liquid subscription. 2) It …
Monthly Archives: August 2003
For those of you who are not Texans, a word about Dairy Queen and its relation to geography. The size of a community is determined by the number of Dairy Queen (DQ) locations: One DQ = a place down the road a piece from a town Two DQ = a town Three DQ = a …
Insane bid from electrician: $1,500 Maximum insurance out-of-pocket hospitalization: $1,000 Sense of superiority when you do it yourself, you don’t get fried, and it works on the first try: priceless
Imagine, if you will, that the mirror had never become such a common household object. Perhaps that could explain the innumerable hordes dressed in clothing too tight and too small. I get that it’s “hot” here (85 degrees, big deal), but even the triple-digit temps of Texas rarely drive people to dress like a tube …